But first, here are a few things that have never changed throughout Immortal's 20 years of Brvtality:
1. The black and white war paint never comes off. NEVER.
2. Guitars are not instruments, they are weapons and should always be carried as such.
3. They never smile, FUCKING NEVER. If you catch even a smirk they will be cast back into the frowny abyss from whence they came.
When I think of Immortal I think of snow covered mountains, perma-frost, and THIS FUCKING VIDEO. Aside: just because you're from Hades does not mean you shouldn't use conditioner.
When not on tour the members of Immortal LARP as themselves, FACT.
Newer Immortal: A little chunkier, but no less grim. What pisses them off in this video is probably the terrible CGI. Still, killer track.
Immortal's singer from 2000 to 2003 was a bit of a pussy. Yes, I hate myself for that joke.
Here is a full concert of Immortal headlining the Wacken Open Air Festival in 2007. I guess Lita Ford cancelled at the last minute. I mean HOLY SHIT Europeans love Immortal. When they tour America they usually play "Scuzzy Jim's Bar and Gas Station", but in Europe they are fucking Taylor Swift!
Well metal maniacs (ack, ack, acks), thank you for delving into the nether-verse of cold, unadulterated bleakness with me. Who wants some ice cream!