Sunday, July 1, 2012

EAT THE TURNBUCKLE Shirt & Album Give-A-Way!

We talked about Philly's own EAT THE TURNBUCKLE a couple times here on the SMF Blog, with the most recent post being a recap of last month's M Room show Chris G. dubbed "A Document of Violence"!

Today SMF Tags Up with them for this Blood Drenched Give-A-Way featuring the official Eat The Turnbuckle Shirt Desinged by Jeff Zornow and a copy of their First Album "Fans Bring Weapons"!

"Time For Ultra Violence" Shirt by Jeff Zornow

To Enter All You Have To Do Is Post In The Comment Section Below Who (Real or Fiction) you would most like to see Eat The Turnbuckle put through a Table . . . The coup de grĂ¢ce of every Turnbuckle Performance!

And That's all there is to it! The Deadline for this Shirt & Album Give-A-Way is Midnight July 15th, so have your entry in by then and please only post in the comment section at the Blog / Not The SMF FacePage . . .
Also include your Email address in your Comment so I can reach you if "A Winner Is You"!
 All entries will be given a number and a Winner will be picked out using the Quick Random Number Generator on my phone, so best of luck and thanks playing!

P.S. be sure to add E.T.T. on their official Facebook Page, they been touring up and down the East Coast and even did SXSW this year so you won't want to miss your chance to see them Bring The ULTRA-VIOLENCE!

- Tom


  1. I would like to see Eat The Turnbuckle put Sharon Osbourne through a table.

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  3. I would like to see "Eat the Turnbuckle" put Michael Bay through a table.

  4. I know I can't qualify for the give-a-way, but I would love to see Eat The Turnbuckle create an assembly line of destruction and line up all of those Tea Party "We're scared and stupid and old and have lost all common sense" fuckers and slam every single one of them through a flaming door. Not missing one.

  5. I'd like to see them stack Barack Obama, Snookie, John Cena, Justin Beber, and M. Night Shamalamadingdong on a flaming table, wrap themselves in barbed wire, and deliver the big splash on the pile.


  6. I want Eat the Turnbuckle to put my ex-wife's lawyer through a fucking table!!!


  7. My picks if I could win:

    01: Whom ever let "According to Jim" happen, let alone stay on the air as long as it did.

    02: Raymond's Wife on "Everybody Loves Raymond?"

    03: The Cast of HBO's "Girls"

  8. I think that Katie Vick through a table would be a classic finish!


  9. I'd love to see Eat The Turnbuckle put Axl Rose from Guns N' Roses through a Table because he's a douche!

    Tyler Turner

  10. id like to see russell brand put through a table covered in thumbtacks and lit on fire from the top of a ladder more than once....

    dan c

  11. Who's going through the table? The founding father of table use. The very first person in early civilization to think that a stone block may be better used to store objects upon. Show 'em how far table use has come!

    Ray Morse

  12. Jeremy Nickerson . . . "A Winner Is You!"
    I'll be sending you an email shortly to get you info :)

  13. Axl is a fucking legend. How dare you.

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