All of these songs fall into my category of "so bad they're good" and made each of the movies they appeared in all the more memorable. These are the 15 I could think of off the top of my head. If there is anymore you think I might have missed please feel free to comment below.
15: Idiot Control
Heard in the MST3K episode "The Pod People". To this day Idiot Control is one of my "Favorite Worse Things Ever!"
14: Friday Night's A Great Night For Football
As heard in "The Last Boy Scout", this song is a brilliant spoof of Hank Williams Jr's Monday Night Football theme.
13: Pretty Poison ~ "Catch Me I'm Falling"
From the John Cryer film "Hiding Out". This song and video sum up the 80s perfectly.
Big Big Hair!
12: All Night Long/Jessie From Nightmare on Elm Street 2's "Dance Scene"
Elm Street 2 is the worse in the series, but because of scenes like this it's also the funniest!
11: Dwight David ~ "The Last Dragon"
There are a lot of cheesy stuff from this movie, but this song is the master!
10: Tim Cappello ~ I Still Believe
I still think Tim should have been revealed as the Head Vampire in the Movie . . . Just saying!
09: Corey Feldman's Singing in "Rock 'N' Roll High School Forever"
I wish some studio would put out The Eradicator's "Greatest Hits"!
I'm sure it would sell.
08: DVDA ~ "Now Your A Man!"
Trey and Matt's theme for "Orgazmo" is one of the funniest movie themes ever.
Those guys are geniuses for coming up with this song.
07: Coupe De Villes ~ Big Trouble In Little China
I'd love to hear the back story on how this song and video ever saw the light of day!
06: These Two Songs from the James Spader Movie "Tuff Turf"
Paris Hilton's Aunt Can Get It!
Who knew Spader could sing?
05: Brock/Davis ~ Hard Way
From the prom scene at the end of "Just One of the Guys"
Do those guys know how to rock or what?!?
04: "Warm Side of the Door"
As heard in "Silent Night, Deadly Night". I can't help but LMAO when this part comes up in the movie!
03: "Rocky 4" Montage Songs
Remember Rocky "There's No Easy Way Out . . . There's No Short Cut Home!"
02: Songs from Karate Kid 1 & 2 . . .
So you knew Joe Esposito's "Best Around" was a shoe in for this list
But I happen to think Peter Cetera's "The Glory of Love" from K.K2 is way cheesier!
01: The Teen Witch Rap "Top That"
"Top That" is perhaps the biggest trainwreck in cinema history!
And I love every second of it!
Well that's the list . . . agree/disagree? Leave your comments below.
- Tom Bryce